Look How Funny I Can Be (copied and pasted from Rapid City Ray):

"Cleanliness used to be next to Godliness, but the shelf in the bathroom where I keep both was really full, and when I put my can of Awesomeness up there, it knocked the can of Cleanliness to the floor. It rolled a couple feet and now Cleanliness is next to the toilet." ~Jeremiah

Sometimes I just feel like bragging about stuff that I have no reason to brag about.